Fiskars Quantum Garden Shears and Loppers

@thomasgwong points out that in the UK, Fiskars sells a "quantum" line of garden sheers and loppers:

With these garden shears, I can trim my hedges exponentially faster... https://t.co/wtTH5W2E9t pic.twitter.com/gRhgk0k9XW

— Tom Wong (@thomasgwong) January 13, 2022

Verdict: Quantum Misuse